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| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more | |
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"... more | |
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.... more |
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