Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready? | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Computer Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, Ill take two."... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but youre getting all that trouble absolutely free!... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 