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Category:	Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowners newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."

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