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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 74 | | | | Joke: | A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." | | | |
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