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| The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin two jackets?" " Cause," sa... more
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| How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.... more
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| Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why dont you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We dont wanna measur... more
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| Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.... more
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| My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this... more
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| A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator.The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.... more
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| Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?"... more
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| Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didnt have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "Theres one on the wall right beside you," said the... more
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| Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadnt heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!... more
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| Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.... more
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