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| One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cant.... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.... more
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| Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I dont know," responded the other. "Ill ask him."So he climbed... more
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| Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?... more
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| Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the cop... more
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| A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. Its broken on both sides."... more
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| Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado... more
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| Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed hed locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break... more
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| Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.... more
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