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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ahs jes stockin the bunker now, cuz if I did it any other time, peopled think ahs nuts." | | | |
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