Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Idiot And Fool Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  | | What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.... more
| | 2. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this... more
| | 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonights show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have onl... more
| | 4. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  | | A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir... more
| | 5. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the schools "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.... more
| | 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?... more
| | 7. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  | | An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for an... more
| | 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.... more
| | 9. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ahd take it!"... more
| | 10. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes | | What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 