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| Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away."Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other."Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied"You fool, we could use those on the... more
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| 2. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...... more
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| 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| "What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."... more
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| Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didnt work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "Thats a good one!" said the idi... more
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| What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.... more
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| Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the cop... more
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| How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.... more
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| Young Bradley arrived at his dates house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "Whatre you doin?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."... more
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| How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when hes a baby !... more
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| Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store tobuy a chain saw ?He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days latercomplaining that it onlycut... more
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