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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebodys stealin yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!" | | | |
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