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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin two jackets?" " Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!" | | | |
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