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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men drilled a hole in the bottom, and more water started rushing in. "Wait a minute!" exclaimed Mayne. "We need another hole sos the water comin in through the first one has a place to go back into the lake!" | | | |
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