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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! Its one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!" | | | |
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