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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didnt work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "Thats a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ahm gonna save it!" | | | |
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