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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant. | | | |
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