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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?" | | | |
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