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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonights show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, Ill be hog tied! Only two left in standing room!" said the farm boy. "Are they together?" | | | |
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