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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didnt you stay? Parley: I couldnt wait that long. It said on the program, Two Years Later. | | | |
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