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| I dont know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .... more
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| Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowners newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught hom... more
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| How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.... more
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| A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir... more
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| Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"... more
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| "How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.... more
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| An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because theres already somebody there!"... more
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| My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this... more
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