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| What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.... more | |
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| Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it aint somethin yew can pick up overnight.... more | |
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| An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.... more | |
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| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."... more | |
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| "How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."... more | |
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| Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I dont care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what col... more | |
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| Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?Because it had a hole in the middle.... more | |
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| What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.... more | |
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| Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.... more | |
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| A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the schools "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.... more |
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