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| Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?... more
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| A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Dont dive ? theres no water in that pool!" "Thats all right," said the man. "I cant... more
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| 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?Because it had a hole in the middle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "Its amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all th... more
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| 5. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?To hide his flea collar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, "Its made in Germany".I said, "Thats too bad, I cant use it then".The clerk said, "Whats the matter? You dont like Ger... more
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| 7. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonights show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have onl... more
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| 9. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.... more
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| 10. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.... more
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