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| Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "Its amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all th... more
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| Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.... more
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| 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?... more
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| Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.... more
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| Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldnt make it so he swam back.... more
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| Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I dont know," responded the other. "Ill ask him."So he climbed... more
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| An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because theres already somebody there!"... more
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| Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?"... more
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| A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. Its broken on both sides."... more
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| Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars... more
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