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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?"Quack! Quack! Quack!" | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Hunting jokes  | | The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I dont get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to m... more
| | 2. | Category: Hunting jokes | | Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.... more
| | 3. | Category: Hunting jokes | | A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand a... more
| | 4. | Category: Hunting jokes | | Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you se... more
| | 5. | Category: Hunting jokes | | A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.The other hunter runs back... more
| | 6. | Category: Hunting jokes | | Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his a... more
| | 7. | Category: Hunting jokes | | The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didnt want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him... more
| | 8. | Category: Hunting jokes | | What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?"Quack! Quack! Quack!"... more
| | 9. | Category: Hunting jokes | | Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the second. "My gun isnt loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesnt."... more
| | 10. | Category: Hunting jokes | | A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter pi... more
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