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Category:	Hunting jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer - and not hit one!OK. Lets miss two more and then head back to camp, said Bob.

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