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Category:	Hunting jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if youd been dead for six milion years."

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