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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the second. "My gun isnt loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesnt." | | | |
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