| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity r... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | A guy goes to a girls house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as hes standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He pick... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didnt join others and he says... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didnt think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didnt," said Geoff. "He kept... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | Who does a ghoul fall in love with?His ghoul friend.... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didnt have any snail... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.... more
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