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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more | |
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| If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).... more | |
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| How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?Third as many as for a regular bulb.... more | |
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| This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, i... more | |
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| Q. Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? A. He didnt have the guts too... more | |
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| Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more | |
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| What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more | |
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| The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.Am I too late for the garbage ? she called.No, replied one of the men, jump right in !... more | |
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| A girl walked over to her neighbors for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" she said, "I didnt sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream." "Do tell" said her neighbor... more | |
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| What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...... more |
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