| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" he replied... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinki... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | The Counselor was greeting the new campers.So you decided to come to camp, she said to one.Nope, the camper answered. I was sent to camp!... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | My brothers looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he cant find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!... more
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