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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more | |
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| How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"I dont know, but I can look it up for you."... more | |
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| Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mea... more | |
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| Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because theyre both cracked!... more | |
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| What did one amorous flea say to the other?I love you aw-flea.... more | |
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| One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."... more | |
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| How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.... more | |
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| Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.... more | |
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| Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesnt have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!... more | |
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| Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up... more |
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