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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness. | | | |
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