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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 8 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote em off the ladder. | | | |
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