| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.How far is it to town? Terry wanted to know.Six miles, said Debbie.Thats too far to walk, Terry replied.Its not too bad, Debbie said. We can each walk three miles!... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | Whats a cows favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinki... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, t... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.Am I too late for the garbage ? she called.No, replied one of the men, jump right in !... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. Ill just use the hammer.... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.... more
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