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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear. | | | |
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