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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "But ahve been ultra-violated." | | | |
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