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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?""Chocolate, please," replied the youngster. | | | |
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