| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes  | | The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.Am I too late for the garbage ? she called.No, replied one of the men, jump right in !... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes  | | It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesnt have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes  | | When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I dont know exactly," said Fred, "I havent shaken it lately."... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes  | | A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didnt have any snail... more
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