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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 9 | | | | Joke: | John was hard at work with the broom in his familys tent.His mother came in and said, Thats nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?No, John answered. Im sweeping out the dirt. | | | |
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