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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very well.Does that make you homesick? someone asked Pierre.No, he answered. Just sick sick! | | | |
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