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| When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I dont know exactly," said Fred, "I havent shaken it lately."... more | |
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| What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!... more | |
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| What do lovesick owls say when its raining?Too-wet-to-woo.... more | |
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| Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote em off the ladder.... more | |
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| Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.... more | |
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| The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why dont... more | |
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| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more | |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.... more | |
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| Q: Why dont you wear snow boots? A: Because theyll melt.... more | |
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| Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough... more |
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