| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | What is an archaeologist ? Someone whos career is in ruins !... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?""Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, i... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very well.Does that make you homesick? someone asked Pierre.No, he answered. Just sick sick!... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | What kind of bell doesnt ring?A dumbbell.... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
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