| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.Am I too late for the garbage ? she called.No, replied one of the men, jump right in !... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because theyre both cracked!... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked.Because I only have one friend, the girl replied. And I hate her.... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band.- Yes, it is a quartet.- How many are you?- We are three.- Three?- Me and my brother.- You have a brother?- No, why do you ask?... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didnt think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didnt," said Geoff. "He kept... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes  | | What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?A bellerina !... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more
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