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| What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?A bellerina !... more | |
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| What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more | |
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| The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "Theyre yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked."Im tired... more | |
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more | |
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| Im not rich like Jack, dont have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !... more | |
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| There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible prob... more | |
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| Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more | |
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| How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.... more | |
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| A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "... more | |
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| How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more |
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