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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow. | | | |
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| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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