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| Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !... more | |
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| "Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I cant answer now. Its time for my nap!"... more | |
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| A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "... more | |
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| Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more | |
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| If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).... more | |
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| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more | |
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| My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.... more | |
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| Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "Theyre using that new safety lamp down there now, arent... more | |
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| A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he go... more | |
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| What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back again.... more |
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