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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account. | | | |
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