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| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more | |
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| The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "Theyre yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked."Im tired... more | |
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| Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.... more | |
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| What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.... more | |
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| Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more | |
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more | |
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| A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, s... more | |
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| Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, what did you think of the scenery ?Oh, I couldnt see much, Harry admitted. There were all these mountains in the way.... more | |
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| How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.... more | |
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| How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more |
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