| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Q. Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? A. He didnt have the guts too... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "Ive just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man wh... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says. "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?" "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes  | | The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiti... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible prob... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | A guy goes to a girls house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as hes standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He pick... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, Tony announced.Steve turned to him and said, Why didnt you wake me up? You know I cant sleep durin... more
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