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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow." | | | |
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