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| A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less... more | |
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| This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, i... more | |
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| Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more | |
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| A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, s... more | |
| 6. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q: Why dont you wear snow boots? A: Because theyll melt.... more | |
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| Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.... more | |
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| After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the... more | |
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| What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?... more |
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